sorry everyone, for being away for so long. but i've been knee-deep (ha ha, no knees!) in some big new truths i've uncovered in my latest research:
COWS ARE BAD FOR EVERYONE
although i've heard they are tasty to eat (i prefer venison myself, and you should too--you'll find out in a minute why), the more you eat of them, the more you have to grow so there will be more to eat. see, it's a vicious cycle. and having more cows are bad because of two things:
1. cow burps:
and 2. cow farts:
both of these phenomena release methane gas. and methane gas is bad because it is hotter than regular air. and having hot gas in the air will melt all of the icebergs in the arctic ocean, and that means there will be tidal waves when the oceans cover the land. and i know some people who don't know how to swim (although i do, so if i like you, i will try and save you).
anyways, we should stop having cows and stick with sheep. and/or venison.
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