pigeon monograph

in case you don't know what a monograph is, you can look it up on wikipedia. that's what this is, a monograph on the CASE of the PIGEON-NAPPERS.

everyone's been talking about pigeons, lately.  or, rather, about the mysterious men in white who are so interested in the pigeons.  sometimes, they come in groups to bird-nap.  other times, it's a single man, surreptitiously napping a bird when he thinks no one is looking. 

i don't want to give anything away. but i think i am onto something really big. an international ring of pigeon-nappers. it's like a james bond movie but with nets instead of guns, and fat guys in white tee shirts instead of skinny guys in black suits, and pigeons instead of anything else.  yeah.

yeah.