this guy knows something

you can tell by his voice.

pigeons: friend or foe?

this is a question i've been investigating for a loooong, loooong time. the problem is, you can't ever tell.  one day, they're your friends. and then the next day, they aren't. 

for example, look at this picture: 

is the pigeon on the left giving the other pigeon a kiss on the cheek?  or is he trying to attack the pigeon's jugular? it's hard to tell, right? 


                         just like a pigeon.




yesterday, i saw a pigeon. it was sitting on a ledge right above bp's head. of course bp didn't see it because he doesn't notice things like that (he's not a SPECIAL RESEARCHER like me). i almost didn't see it either, but i snuck out a little to look (don't tell bp) and saw the pigeon. then i pretended i had to pee so bp would move and he did, just in time.  but not before i took a picture of the pigeon:

see what i mean? 

I think there is a conspiracy out there!

i'm not sure what it is, but if there is something i'm good at, it's discovering conspiracies.

here's how you know there is a conspiracy:

1. do you hear people talking but when you come out they stop? that means it's a secret.  and secrets usually mean conspiracies.

2.  do you ever have a question, and then you ask someone for the answer, and they look at you funny and say, "why do you want to know?" instead of telling you? then it's probably a conspiracy, because they don't want you to find something out.

3.  if you saw it on television, but no one else did, it might be a conspiracy.

4.  if you read about it in a book about conspiracies, then it's probably a conspiracy, because most authors have to do a lot of research and become experts on the stuff they write about.

5.  if you read it on the internet, like this, then it's probably a conspiracy too.  we are experts.